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Puppies’ Date Ends With Awkward Kiss

Everything was going well for John and Cindy, two Shiba Inu puppies from Long Beach, CA who went on a date to the Olive Garden last Saturday.

John was being witty, Cindy had hilarious work stories locked and loaded, and they both looked fantastic. Dinner was delicious, too (Cindy had the Herb Grilled Salmon and John ordered the Tour of Italy). It looked like a second date was definitely in the cards.

Then came the kiss.

“I’m still not sure what happened,” said Francine Baker, Cindy’s roommate. “She came in about 10:30, completely flustered. She didn’t really want to talk about it, but from what I gather, John is just a really bad kisser.”

No word yet on whether the two dogs will be able to move past the incident and see each other again.

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Architect Cat Fails to Deliver New Building Plans

Executives at banking giant Wells Fargo are beginning to regret hiring a cat to design their new regional headquarters in Tampa, FL. The company hired Bella, of Meowy Architectural Designs, to design their new building after the cat’s proposal won against a number of other bidders.

At first, things went well. Her first round of designs were well received and on-time. But now, she’s been missing deadlines left and right, sleeping through meetings, and generally turning in sloppy work.

“Last week she dropped off a series of blueprints that looked like they had been crumpled up into a ball and batted around the room,” said Wells Fargo SVP of Construction, Tom Juarez. “Plus, the plans included a ‘tuna vault’ that I am sure we never approved. Now she’s completely missed this week’s deadline.”

Sources indicate that Bella could be fired as early as Monday.

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BREAKING: Denver Cops In Hot Pursuit of Fugitive Bunny

Authorities in Denver, CO are engaged in a frantic car chase with a suspected arugula thief heading north on Interstate 25. Witnesses at a local Safeway supermarket reported seeing the suspect, identified by police as a 4-year-old bunny named Belly, leave the store with a pawful of lettuce under a trench coat.

When Safeway security was alerted, Belly allegedly hopped into his Ford Fiesta and sped off. Local police were soon in pursuit.

“I knew there was something weird going on,” says grocery shopper Linda McNally, who witnessed the alleged heist. “That bunny was sniffing around, looking all suspicious. I saw him snatch the arugula — he couldn’t help himself!”

At this time, a squadron of police cars are trailing a safe distance from the Fiesta, and on-ramps to Interstate 25 north of Denver have been closed for public safety.

The Fluffington Post will keep you updated as this story develops.

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